Good thing I'm not actually subbed to politics.
Else, my front page would be unreadable.
Wolke, where do you live?
Wolke: 7 f's and 12 u's
Title: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU- (at fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu.reddit.com)
go ahead and let out your frustrations there
ipad is out, tiger woods still can't undo the sex scandal, and miley ray cyrus is pregnant
Sandra Bullock's husband confesses to 7 affairs.
I guess she got...blindsided
in astronomy, discovery of pink holes baffles scientists
and now over to sports, Jim?
another unidentified man whooping and hollering about saving the world from the LHC has been arrested after he mysteriously appeared naked, covered in mucus and shivering in the middle of a middle school basketball tournament. It is confirmed that the unidentified man is not the same janitor from last week, but a supposedly a future janitor from the week before, who was arrested and later released to mental health specialized socia
raouldlv: I appear to be the only person in that channel (on irc.p2p-network.net)
In local news a turkey was found mauling an unattended baby at a local mall. Don't miss the top 100 most outrageously rare fatal animal attacks caught on film, right after the news.
Police say the baby provoked the attack by quote: "the baby was shaking his baby baby rattle at the turkey, making the turkey think the baby had a gun. The threat was enough to provoke the turkey to attack baby Jerome Jr."
In related news, police chief sent to mental hospital after thinking he was a turkey in a temporary lapse of sanity.
It seems he will recover from mental stress after a needed one month paid leave, while the whole incident blows over.
" says the marketing department of local police station
In other distracting news, Miley Ray Cyrus is impregnated by youtube super star Fred Figglehorn.
Is the internet impregnating your white middle class children? Please tune in after the break to get old fashioned, time tested, home grown tips on how to prevent your teens from having thought about sex, ever.
anyone wanna play some ps3 online?
i just updated to the fu*ked new system firmware
i have gta4, gt5 prologue
and modern warfare 2
where can i get a ps3 at 1:18am?
with only $150 in the bank.
or a pawn shop if theyr'e open
srsly, pawn shop tomorrow
raouldlv: ah, well now that's different - ta :-)
but I want to play naow
pawn shops don't have it for that cheap
hjst: from the topic of the chan: If you are looking for an invite, email email@example.com with a link to your Reddit user page. You can also visit #baconstaff>
its 150 for the 20 or 40g one here
and 199 for the 80 or 160g one
what's the regular price?
raouldlv: thanks again
its like 299 i think
for the lowest one right now
!google pawnshop 94804
srsly: http://local.sanfrancisco.com/richmond+ca/pawn+shops.zq.html | http://www.magicyellow.com/category/Pawnbrokers/Fremont_CA.html
jrabbit: ddrt was last seen in #reddit 1 day, 7 hours, 13 minutes, and 8 seconds ago: <ddrt> The montage started and I was like... oh it's starting already!? wow... and then it lasted for 20 FUCKING MINUTES!
I need to find a cheap xbox 360 that isn't banned so I can talk to a girl about xbox 360s
only if you want a system that will die on you
yes that's the deal
raouldlv: jrabbit was last seen in #reddit 18 seconds ago: <jrabbit> .seen ddrt
I just realized as to what having a tab open up across eons of sessions can do for tracking
They show up as visit x+1
It does explain a few stats that I've seen though
(Action) also knows this to be a duh moment
it's so windy its fu*kign with msh cable
South winds 15 to 25 mph with gusts to 35 mph.
is that what tech support told you?
while blowing into their phone receivers?
(Action) requires my sleep
(Action) does the sleepy head dance
Title: YouTube - drunkhistoryTesla.avi (at www.youtube.com)
sent a text to the person the text was about
pengo: ive done that before.
Title: YouTube - David O'Doherty text song (at www.youtube.com)
there's a song about it
this is considered a song?
it has a melodic chorus
Title: YouTube - Drunk History vol. 1 - Featuring Michael Cera (at www.youtube.com)
(Action) has discovered drunk history
Time FLEW by in the last 1.5 hours
On the plus side, I've finally reached 0.99 for my CSS
(Action) thinks about transposing his CSS into subreddit form
(Action) sets it aside for another day and heads off to bed
Title: Grooveshark - Listen to Free Music Online - Internet Radio - Free MP3 Streaming (at listen.grooveshark.com)
First day back at work...
Holy sh*t that reddit plasmoid is great!
holy net splits bat man
Those aren't netsplits.
yea i was just noticing that lol
at first i just saw all the messages
we have some people with some sh*tty ass connections
urgh connectign to tor from the sdchool is a pita
somethign now is corrupting its memory
you restored your droid?
and then got the 2.1 update
(Action) finds the closest large object and gives abarrett a slap with it
Eris users, of course, are panicking
i hope they fix the phone issues in the official 2.1 release for the Eris
with the leaked 2.1 the phone function of the Eris is essentially useless
lighthazard: youre using miranda?
No, zerobot is
that newb was using the webz
why would anybody care what client i'm using?
lighthazard - why do you care?
your client is like your e-peen
lighthazard thinks is is big because he uses x-chat
but tbh hes still using a gui
nothing wrong with x-chat though, i used to use it
o noes, not a gui.
i must not be a l33t h@xx0r
zerobot: you're not.
that somebody cares so much what window i'm looking at on my computer
unless you can program a gui using vb to hack their ip
DonSlice: who stole my abarrett?
it's all about the e-peen
DonSlice: someone did that background on 4/1
I can't see it on my monitor.
you're STILL outraged about this?
the whole wikileaks thing
(Action) would slap jesst, but is not being violent today
wikileaks is troll par excellence this spring
DonSlice: the background is still there
but it was much higer contrast on 4/1, I'm sure.
there is my abarrett!!!
MikeSeth: What are you insinuating?
good morning jesst :)
Title: beckstcw comments on Saw the video Wikileaks posted; here's a measured interpretation from someone who's been over there (at www.reddit.com)
I'll just leave this here
tldr wikileaks pulled anti-war propaganda stunt
MikeSeth: Oh, right. I'm not outraged at what happened. I'm outraged at the coverup and lies.
MikeSeth: It's war. That sh*t happens, but I expect my government to take responsibility for its actions (hahahahha)
DonSlice: aren't you outraged about the coverup and lies emanating from Wikileaks though?
look at the front page: "civilai massacre", "indiscriminate slaying", "collateral murder"
Those aren't lies, those are buzzwords.
All of those are true, you know.
The civillians WERE massacred.
The slaying WAS indiscriminate.
the ones that hung around in a war zone with RPGs?
The murder WAS collateral damage.
Except for the fact that it was a camera, yeah.
you saw the short version