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Wolke
Good thing I'm not actually subbed to politics.
Else, my front page would be unreadable.
mentok
Wolke, where do you live?
srsly
Wolke: 7 f's and 12 u's
http://fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu.reddit.com
redditalien
Title: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU- (at fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu.reddit.com)
srsly
go ahead and let out your frustrations there
in other news
ipad is out, tiger woods still can't undo the sex scandal, and miley ray cyrus is pregnant
mentok
Sandra Bullock's husband confesses to 7 affairs.
I guess she got...blindsided
*sunglasses*
YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
srsly
in astronomy, discovery of pink holes baffles scientists
mentok
and now over to sports, Jim?
srsly
another unidentified man whooping and hollering about saving the world from the LHC has been arrested after he mysteriously appeared naked, covered in mucus and shivering in the middle of a middle school basketball tournament. It is confirmed that the unidentified man is not the same janitor from last week, but a supposedly a future janitor from the week before, who was arrested and later released to mental health specialized socia
at 11
hjst
raouldlv: I appear to be the only person in that channel (on irc.p2p-network.net)
srsly
In local news a turkey was found mauling an unattended baby at a local mall. Don't miss the top 100 most outrageously rare fatal animal attacks caught on film, right after the news.
Police say the baby provoked the attack by quote: "the baby was shaking his baby baby rattle at the turkey, making the turkey think the baby had a gun. The threat was enough to provoke the turkey to attack baby Jerome Jr."
In related news, police chief sent to mental hospital after thinking he was a turkey in a temporary lapse of sanity.
It seems he will recover from mental stress after a needed one month paid leave, while the whole incident blows over.
" says the marketing department of local police station
In other distracting news, Miley Ray Cyrus is impregnated by youtube super star Fred Figglehorn.
Is the internet impregnating your white middle class children? Please tune in after the break to get old fashioned, time tested, home grown tips on how to prevent your teens from having thought about sex, ever.
|_ocke
anyone wanna play some ps3 online?
srsly
yes
|_ocke
i just updated to the fu*ked new system firmware
srsly
i am srsly bored
|_ocke
i have gta4, gt5 prologue
the darkness
raouldlv
hjst: irc://irc.p2p-net.eu/baconbits
|_ocke
and modern warfare 2
srsly
where can i get a ps3 at 1:18am?
raouldlv
walmart
|_ocke
srsly, walmart
srsly
with only $150 in the bank.
|_ocke
or a pawn shop if theyr'e open
srsly, pawn shop tomorrow
hjst
raouldlv: ah, well now that's different - ta :-)
srsly
but I want to play naow
pawn shops don't have it for that cheap
raouldlv
hjst: from the topic of the chan: If you are looking for an invite, email baconinvite@googlemail.com with a link to your Reddit user page. You can also visit #baconstaff>
|_ocke
yeah they do
its 150 for the 20 or 40g one here
and 199 for the 80 or 160g one
i bought an 80gb one
for 199
srsly
what's the regular price?
hjst
raouldlv: thanks again
raouldlv
np :)
|_ocke
its like 299 i think
for the lowest one right now
srsly
!google pawnshop 94804
redditalien
srsly: http://local.sanfrancisco.com/richmond+ca/pawn+shops.zq.html | http://www.magicyellow.com/category/Pawnbrokers/Fremont_CA.html
jrabbit
.seen ddrt
redditalien
jrabbit: ddrt was last seen in #reddit 1 day, 7 hours, 13 minutes, and 8 seconds ago: <ddrt> The montage started and I was like... oh it's starting already!? wow... and then it lasted for 20 FUCKING MINUTES!
srsly
I need to find a cheap xbox 360 that isn't banned so I can talk to a girl about xbox 360s
|_ocke
fu*k 360
only if you want a system that will die on you
srsly
yes that's the deal
raouldlv
.seen jrabbit
redditalien
raouldlv: jrabbit was last seen in #reddit 18 seconds ago: <jrabbit> .seen ddrt
srsly
i want to fu*k her
Thibit
Heh
I just realized as to what having a tab open up across eons of sessions can do for tracking
srsly
what does it do?
Thibit
They show up as visit x+1
It does explain a few stats that I've seen though
(Action) also knows this to be a duh moment
srsly
no duh
jrabbit
fuuuu
it's so windy its fu*kign with msh cable
South winds 15 to 25 mph with gusts to 35 mph.
srsly
is that what tech support told you?
while blowing into their phone receivers?
wooohhhh shhhhhh
(Action) requires my sleep
(Action) does the sleepy head dance
raouldlv
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSpi8GwDZfY
redditalien
Title: YouTube - drunkhistoryTesla.avi (at www.youtube.com)
raouldlv
™_™
pengo
sent a text to the person the text was about
raouldlv
pengo: ive done that before.
:/
pengo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAG18UUDPPI
redditalien
Title: YouTube - David O'Doherty text song (at www.youtube.com)
pengo
there's a song about it
raouldlv
lol
this is considered a song?
it hurts
pengo
it has a melodic chorus
and a bridge
raouldlv
(Action) cringes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6V_DsL1x1uY&feature=related
redditalien
Title: YouTube - Drunk History vol. 1 - Featuring Michael Cera (at www.youtube.com)
raouldlv
(Action) has discovered drunk history
Thibit
o.O
Time FLEW by in the last 1.5 hours
On the plus side, I've finally reached 0.99 for my CSS
(Action) thinks about transposing his CSS into subreddit form
(Action) sets it aside for another day and heads off to bed
*stumbles
redditalien
Title: Grooveshark - Listen to Free Music Online - Internet Radio - Free MP3 Streaming (at listen.grooveshark.com)
lukjad007
First day back at work...
manbra
Hello
islington
Holy sh*t that reddit plasmoid is great!
jesst
holy net splits bat man
DonSlice
Those aren't netsplits.
Those are parts.
jesst
yea i was just noticing that lol
at first i just saw all the messages
we have some people with some sh*tty ass connections
zerobot
morning redditers
jesst
morning
i got 2.1 last night
jrabbit
urgh connectign to tor from the sdchool is a pita
somethign now is corrupting its memory
jesst
o.O
zerobot
you restored your droid?
to original rom?
jesst
yea
and then got the 2.1 update
(Action) finds the closest large object and gives abarrett a slap with it
zerobot
nice
Eris users, of course, are panicking
lighthazard
ewwwwwww
Miranda
zerobot
i hope they fix the phone issues in the official 2.1 release for the Eris
with the leaked 2.1 the phone function of the Eris is essentially useless
jesst
lighthazard: youre using miranda?
lighthazard
No, zerobot is
jesst
oh lol
that newb was using the webz
zerobot
why would anybody care what client i'm using?
lighthazard - why do you care?
jesst
lighthazard: cares
your client is like your e-peen
lighthazard thinks is is big because he uses x-chat
but tbh hes still using a gui
nothing wrong with x-chat though, i used to use it
DonSlice
o noes, not a gui.
zerobot
oh right
i forgot
i must not be a l33t h@xx0r
DonSlice
zerobot: you're not.
jesst
lol
zerobot
that somebody cares so much what window i'm looking at on my computer
DonSlice
unless you can program a gui using vb to hack their ip
jesst
DonSlice: who stole my abarrett?
DonSlice
(Action) shrugs.
jesst
DonSlice is 1335
1337 too
DonSlice
No, I'm 1335.
I haven't graduated.
jesst
lol
lighthazard
it's all about the e-peen
wwaaaaattt
jesst
DonSlice: someone did that background on 4/1
in fffuuuu
but maybe its still up?
DonSlice
I can't see it on my monitor.
jesst
bep would remember
DonSlice
I lol'd at this, sadly: http://i.imgur.com/ZeXCr.png
jesst
i dont remember
MikeSeth
oh god
you're STILL outraged about this?
DonSlice
wha?
MikeSeth
the whole wikileaks thing
abarrett
(Action) would slap jesst, but is not being violent today
fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu
MikeSeth
wikileaks is troll par excellence this spring
abarrett
DonSlice: the background is still there
MikeSeth
yhbtlaf congrats
abarrett
but it was much higer contrast on 4/1, I'm sure.
jesst
there is my abarrett!!!
DonSlice
MikeSeth: What are you insinuating?
abarrett
good morning jesst :)
jesst
morning abarrett
MikeSeth
http://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/bmu2d/saw_the_video_wikileaks_posted_heres_a_measured/c0nk91k
redditalien
Title: beckstcw comments on Saw the video Wikileaks posted; here's a measured interpretation from someone who's been over there (at www.reddit.com)
MikeSeth
I'll just leave this here
tldr wikileaks pulled anti-war propaganda stunt
DonSlice
MikeSeth: Oh, right. I'm not outraged at what happened. I'm outraged at the coverup and lies.
MikeSeth: It's war. That sh*t happens, but I expect my government to take responsibility for its actions (hahahahha)
MikeSeth
DonSlice: aren't you outraged about the coverup and lies emanating from Wikileaks though?
look at the front page: "civilai massacre", "indiscriminate slaying", "collateral murder"
all fu*king lies
DonSlice
Those aren't lies, those are buzzwords.
All of those are true, you know.
The civillians WERE massacred.
The slaying WAS indiscriminate.
MikeSeth
the ones that hung around in a war zone with RPGs?
lol
DonSlice
The murder WAS collateral damage.
Except for the fact that it was a camera, yeah.
MikeSeth
let me guess
you saw the short version