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post_hxc
no she's saying she+doesn't+give+a+fu*k
Paradox
my family has been in phoenix for 4 generations
and arizona since it was a terratory
same with utah
jesst
Im trying to say that Paradox is sounding like a jack ass and arguing things he doesnt know anything about
Paradox
jesst, your going into journalism right? You lie and make up numbers to support your position
post_hxc
he isn't sounding like one. he is one
Paradox
thats what a good journalist does
post_hxc, dont stick your neck out or it might get cut
you can drive across new york city in 30 minutes, if you make good time
post_hxc
oh please do. i'm SO afraid
you are sounding like a bigger and bigger as****e
jesst
Paradox: you cant drive a block in NYC in 30 minutes
Paradox
jesst, dont sh*t me, i was there 2 weeks ago, i know
jesst
Paradox: big deal, you were there on vacation.
srsly
giraffes have long necks, I've never head of a giraffe's neck getting cut
jesst
(Action) has actually lived all over the country
Paradox
jesst, i'm sorry we all aren't fortunate enough to live on the east coast
tell me the next time you get hit by a hurricane
jesst
Paradox: Ive lived on the west coast too
Paradox: Boston doesnt get Hurricanes
post_hxc
alright paradox shut the fu*k up
Paradox
ill be sipping a tea at an atheist cafe in seattle
post_hxc
you don't even know what you're talking about now
srsly
You guys can live with me in Richmond or Oakland
post_hxc
the northeast doesn't get hit by fu*king hurricanes you arrogrant prick
jesst
nope
the water is too cold
srsly
you don't need to bring bullet proof vests
nonomad
There are atheist cafes?
srsly
I'll supply
Paradox
nonomad, yup
post_hxc
real mature as****e
Paradox
i know rite
its so funny wathcing you part
i love parting people like you
jesst
Paradox: youre the one trolling!
post_hxc
you're an as****e\
people like me? you mean reasonable people?
Paradox
jesst, they see me trollin, they hate
jesst
Paradox: you suck at trolling
nonomad
That's funny, because theist cafes are called churches, right?
Paradox
lolol post_hxc and resaonable not punctuated by a negatory
Testyklese
what's the thing to kill a sh*tty bpage in chrome?
page
Paradox
nonomad, yup
Testyklese, shift+esc
Testyklese
thx
manbra
paradox, did you smoke tonight
Paradox
i dont know jesst, you took the bait
Testyklese
damnit
motherfu*ker closed on it's own
Paradox
manbra, no, i dont smoke, i have horrible asthma
Testyklese
i wanted to kill that sh*t
post_hxc
wow you're real mature paradox
Paradox
i drank some everclear
manbra
ah
Paradox
yay post is gone
lol hi jeezus
______
Almonds are pretty good
jesst
Im eating crackers and cheese
Testyklese
healthy
....
______
Cheese is an unethical food stuff I'll have you know
signpost
______, I love eating the suffering of animals
______, it's called canine teeth bro
Testyklese
i like how chicks like wine and cheese and crackers
signpost
(Action) bites off some of ______'s flesh
Testyklese
it's like...really?
that is all sh*t food
fu*kin cheese
______
lol
Testyklese
cheese is the devil
jesst
I am eating wine and cheese and crackers lol
Testyklese
yeah i figured
Psychouroboros
bollocks
______
The question is, what type of crackers
jesst
I bought pub cheese today!
Testyklese
pube cheese?
wtf
gross
Paradox
i had a big fu*king burrito from a local mexican resteraunt called "Big fu*king mexicans" no joke
Testyklese
you reddit people are bizarre
jesst
pub cheese
Paradox
its a good burrito
the 5 bean burrito
Black, Pinto, Refried, white, and lima
APERSON
Paradox, fatass
Paradox
its only a 12" tortilla
Psychouroboros
sounds like ww3 for my intenstines
______
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfJe8hQ8ha0
redditalien
Title: YouTube - OMC - How bizarre (at www.youtube.com)
______
LIMA?!
jesst
I hate when people have the name tia
______
Wtf man, lima? That doesn't seem like it would go well in a burrito?
jesst
wtf kind of name is Tia
______
You're just racist
Paradox
______, it actually tastes fu*king awesome
______
Oh I see well I've have to try it then
jesst
(Action) hiccups
fu*king wine
Testyklese
jesst: i've only ever seen azns named tia
Paradox
jesst, drink some vinegar
and baking sota
Testyklese
usually vietnamese i think
jesst
eww Paradox
Paradox
you belch really hard
Testyklese
and when i say azns
i mean...2
Paradox
but then your hiccups stop
jesst
Testyklese: white people seem to think this is an acceptable name lately
Testyklese
jesst: cuz of that azn myspace wh**e
jesst
Tila?
Paradox
tia? i've met a fu*kton of black and latin chicks named tia
Testyklese
oh was that tila
jesst
yes
Testyklese
my bad
______
The key to stopping hiccups is the placebo effect
Testyklese
stupid names all sound the same stupid to me
Paradox
______, or restarting the diaphram
which a belch does
Testyklese
tia, tila pppffffpp
Paradox
as does a punch in the stomach
jesst
I wish the Tea Party was an actual Tea Party. Not just a bunch of fu*king weirdos.
Paradox
or a sudden inhalation
______
Placebo effects are best with a back story
Paradox
jesst, there was a tea party here
jesst
Paradox: here too
Paradox
my friends and i got a tanker truck
jesst
Sarah Palin came to boston
Paradox
and sprayed them with tea
Testyklese
______: i just drunk from the wrong side of a cup
works 100%
Paradox
lol
Testyklese
no more hicucps
Paradox
Testyklese, the bottom?
Testyklese
no
Paradox
there is no wrong side of a cup
jesst
I thought it was a little ballsy of her to come to Boston
Paradox
lol
Testyklese
the wrong side
|_ocke
jesst, why not just call them tea-baggers, that's what they call themselves
Testyklese
Paradox: YES THERE IS
Psychouroboros
i drink water upside down to kil the hicups
|_ocke
fu*king idiots
Paradox
anyway
Testyklese
what Psychouroboros said
______
What do you mean, the left side is the wrong side
Paradox
we went to a junk yard like a month before
Psychouroboros
he means upside down
jesst
I thought it was ballsy for any of the tea party peeps to come to Boston tbh
Testyklese
______: you drunk from the far side
Paradox
and my friend who has way too much fu*king money "Rich inheritance"
bought an old ass tanker truck
the kind they use at construction sites to control dust
jesst
Paradox: stfu
Testyklese
control dust?
what?
Paradox
yes
most cities have dust ordinances
______
The ones that pour out a butt load of water?
jesst
aka water trucks
Paradox
______, yes, but this one made a wide-area vapor
anyway, we took it to his shop
______
Cool
I was thinking about getting one of those
Paradox
and welded a rebar cage around it, like the military puts on APCs
jesst
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/the-best-fake-teabagger-signs-at-the-boston-common
redditalien
Title: The Best Fake Teabagger Signs at the Boston Common Tea Party: Pics, Videos, Links, News (at www.buzzfeed.com)
Paradox
we then put up big signs saying "Have some tea bi**h!"
on the sides
Testyklese
...
this sounds like a tall tale
Paradox
well im exaggerating
i was drunk at the time
so i cant remember all of it
Testyklese
ahhh right
continue
Paradox
but i remember signs that said have tea
and brewed a bunch of tea using a screen door and tea leaves we bought from a menenite store
and then set up in the parking lot and dumped all that sh*t all over the lot
not the tea leaves
but the water
it was uber-weak
but it made the lot stink
Testyklese
lol
Paradox
or smell good
mentok
I wonder if mexican chefs are offended by taco bell and their ability to make up the names of food trying to sound mexican.
Paradox
depending on who you are
jesst
Theyre showing the John Stewart making fun of Fox news on MSNBC
mentok
Like this new tortada.
Apparently, a tortada is actually a fu*king cake
not a sandwich.
So....
what the fu*k
Paradox
but the lot had about 6 inches of standing tea
before it worked its way out into the street and storm sewers
must have been some buzzed fish
lol
i want to go to the next tea party and set up a gaming bus